Blagging to the Bonk exposed

2008-11-13

Rob Benwell's 'Blogging to the Bank' has finally made it onto MG's hitlist, with good reason. If ever a worse-written 'ebook' was released, I've yet to see it. It gets a big 1 star thanks to the hilarious typos and obvious bullshit that fills up this 'best seller'. If you paid money for this, and didn't ask for it back, you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Google Cash Exposed

2008-05-27

A few more people signed up, so I've decided to release the next in the series - Google Cash by Chris Carpenter. I have TONS of these all ready to go - but I want to see more sign ups!

Rosalind Gardner's Super Affiliate Handbook

2007-11-16

This review of the 'legendary' Rosalind Gardner is a 'guest review'. The guru who wrote this is a big name in the affiliate industry, and if I revealed her name, you'd probably know it. Her writing style may not be as witty as my own, and I'm definitely taller than she is, but she gets right to the point. And best of all, she's condensed this multi-hundred page offering into one email. I'll stop waffling now. I promise.

Really.

The Super Affiliate Handbook

How Rosalind Gardner made $436,797 In One Year Selling Other People's Stuff Online! And can YOU do the same? And how would you spend almost HALF A MILLION DOLLARS each year? Comics and sweets?

Get Google Ads Free!

2007-09-24

Today the Masked Guru releases his expose of 'Get Google Ads Free', a system that has allegedly made the author '$300 million in PPCs'.

Is it true? Can you really advertise free on Google? Could you use $8 MILLION a year in free 'Pay Per Clicks' (sic)? Imagine what that would mean to your bottom line IF... it were true!!! Find out the reality behind this outrageous claim now by signing up for the free newsletter.

Site Stealer Exposed

2007-08-30

Today the Masked Guru reveals what's inside 'Site Stealer', by wannabe 'GoodFella' Sal. The idea that you can simply steal someone else's stuff and 'better' it to make an instant fortune is indeed an appealing idea, but is it viable?

And do YOU want to do it? In this dense ebook, Sal covers a multitude of topics such as resell rights, how to eat pasta without splashing your shirt, and where wiseguys like to go for a little 'site stealin' action.

The Masked Guru says, "Read it and Weep, sucker!"

Headline Creator Pro

2007-07-08

if you are one of the suckers who bought 'Headline Creator pro', you are probably going to spit blood over this one -

there'a free online version at

http://www.maskedguru.com/headline-creator-pro.php

Seeing as some of you sneaky little subscriber have found it and told all your friends (judging from the traffic!) I might as well let everyone use it. If you want to create the 'standard' sales letter style headlines a la the $30 'Headline Creator pro', just visit the page and fill in the 4 boxes for an infinite number of variations, in tried and tested headline style.

Ultimate Wealth Package Released

2007-07-30

Today, due to overwhelming user requests, the Masked Guru has added 'Ultimate Wealth Package' to his list. Written by Mark Warren, a 23 year old ex-house clearance operative, UWP aims to show you the secrets Mark used to give up his boring day job.

Now driving a Hummer, and eating entire burgers by himself, Mark has a thing or two to say about internet marketing. Not to mention some pretty pictures of cash!

Masked Guru banned by Warrior Forum

2007-07-08

And so it begins. In a move exposing exactly what the purpose of the warriorforum.com is, Alan Says, owner of the said beginner's forum has personally banned the Masked Guru, because 'it is spoiling the sales of our products'.

The Masked Guru responds - I can paraphrase these piles of shit faster than you can write 'em, Al boy.

Think on, Big Gay Al. Think on.

Day Job Killer Revealed

2007-07-04

Due to user demand, the Masked Guru has released his appraisal of 'Day Job Killer'. The author (who also wrote 'Project Gas Mask' :-) wrote it as a kind of update to 'Googlecash'.

His aim was to create something so simple even 'Mom and Pop' could use it.

Did he succeed? You decide!

Masked Guru goes live with Rich Jerk Expose!

2007-06-17

The Masked Guru has finally decided to reveal the 'guru' ebook secrets that have been bugging you all for so long. No longer will you waste time wondering whether or not you need to lay out your hard earned cash on Rich Jerk style 'Get Rich Quick' ebooks - just sign up for the Masked Guru's FREE service, and find out what's in each new ebook as and when it is published.

Why is the Masked Guru doing this? Because someone has to take a stand against the rising tide of dubious 'get rich quick' self-styled 'gurus' who prey exclusively on newbies! The Masked Guru was a newbie once, and although he now rakes in 7 figures plus each year, he's not so big he doesn't remember where he came from!.

Top target? Rubbish regurgitated ebooks that promise the earth to suck newbies in then deliver the same old same old bullcrap. If you are a 'Guru', you have nothing to fear as long as your product is worth the money. If it isn't, expect to see it lambasted here, and fast.

The Masked Guru personally writes his appraisals of 'Guru' offerings, both to avoid any copyright complications, and to cut down the time it takes you to read these turgid steaming piles of cowpie. No longer will you be nickel and dimed to death by lamers offering to sell you the keys to the universe of Internet success for $47. Even better, the Masked Guru comments on each 'tip' these 'Gurus' suggest, so you will know exactly which are and which aren't valid.

Let the ebook flood begin with the Rich Jerk!

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